Welcome to the 500 question sexual purity test, which is based on the 500-question unisex, omnisexual purity test created in Yale and Dartmouth in 1988 (which, in turn, is based on various versions dating back at least as far as 1982, when MIT's Baker House's test was ported to CMU).

You'll find a lot of other versions of this same test on the net. So, you might wonder what is so special about this version. Basically, there are two major differences between this version and the others:

  • This version will remember your answers. This means that you can come back later and you won't have to fill in the entire test just to see how your results have changed since the last time.
  • You can choose to "publish" your results for your friends (to the degree you like) so you can compare your results with theirs.

Important privacy notice: Your results are stored on the server, and it may be possible for other people to gain access to them. If you like, you can choose not to use your real name and email address, but you might also like to consider a different version of the test, which will not store your answers. Of course, you will then not have the benefits that this test version offers you.

If you do decide to use this test and not use your real email address (the email addresses are not checked for validity so you can basically use anything you like), please use an address you will remember in the future (you do plan on adjusting your answers as you do more nice things, don't you? -- if you don't, I really do recommend another test version) so you can log on again -- I won't be able tell you what email address you used earlier. Do not use a simple fake email address such as "x" or "x@y.com", because about a million other people tend to try to use them too.

The reason I would recommend that you actually use your "proper" email address is so your friends can find you on the test. You can list some email addresses as being friends of yours, which lets both them and you see each others' test results (to the degree each individual allows their results to be shown). If an email address you list as your friend doesn't already exist in the system, a single invitation email will be sent to that email address. If/when that person chooses to take the test (and uses the email address you listed as your friend), you will be sent an email notifying you that your friend has taken the test. These are the only instances when you will be emailed by the system.

Whether or not you choose to use a proper or fake email address, you should also consider your password. You will be required to use a non-empty password, which can be just as easy or hard to remember as you want. The password is stored and transmitted in cleartext, so please don't use the same password you use on another system.

If you have any questions regarding the test system, please don't hesitate to ask the author at the address below.

You might be interested to know that 1883 people have already taken this particular test.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

The authors of the original test would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

Minor addition: No "high score" tables or whatnot are published by this test system, so there is no use in acting out your juvenile whim to gloat with a 0 % or 100 % purity score. I do remove any obvious morons of this category from time to time, but you should still take the average score listed on the statistics page with a grain of salt -- after all, lying will gain you at least 0.2 % in the test...

All technicalities count.

The Purity Test

Now that you've read the above, you can proceed to the test. However, if you have already taken the test, please use the logon form below the "Old Users" heading.

Also available are the general statistics. They don't list any individual responses, but provide an overall view of the people who have taken the test (ie, how many "yes" averages there have been on average, etc.)

Old Users

If you have already taken the test, you can sign on to your test again so you can update those points you received just this weekend, you can take a look at your and your friends' statistics, or you can manage your list of friends. Just fill in the form below and click the appropriate button.

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